2021-11-26
PRE-UPDATE: Just the fact that I can copy and paste a ❤️ like no big deal is nothing short of magic to those of us (or just me anyway) that are old enough to remember worrying about systems being ‘8 bit clean‘. It’s mind boggling that a knucklehead like me can upload a bunch of drawings into “the cloud”, inject some phoney baloney money, and out comes a physical manifestation of the drawing. Not quite Read more…
2021-11-23
Quick – what is the most under-utilized opening that you own?! No need to get the Mexican sex foreplay dice, friend. It’s the CD slot in your car stereo. Now, much like your other openings, this too can have a piece of expanding plastic inserted into it. And just like the inventor of that other piece of expanding plastic, this one deserves a Nobel Piece Prize ass-well. Feast your eyes on: The CD slot mounted Read more…
2021-11-21
This is a picture heavy post because pictures are worth a 1000 words and I’m simply not in the mood for much wording. That’s just how it is today. One of the post assemblies being painted. You’ll notice the appropriate spacing between the gasoline and the propane. Just a standard upright. That blue looks good and I don’t care what anyone says. The unit in the first picture in situ in the daytime. In Read more…
2021-11-17
Hey there. Want to see my big blue pole? Waitwait come back why are you running away? To be fair, things can get a little freaky at Castle Šiknaspyris. What you’re looking at is unit number one. She’s not perfect. She’s not the prettiest. And perhaps it has hair in places that’s slightly odd. But it’s time you pulled the trigger and she’s willing. And that makes her special. The back of ‘er. Read more…
2021-11-11
It usually starts with a really weirdkinky fetish, and this time is no different. For some reason or another I wanted a really really solid alpha-unit of a fence. After doing some slight maths followed by even slighter maths assigning the cost I realized that I was perfectly a-ok with a beta-unit of a fence. This is of course still heads and shoulders above the omega-non-unit that is a standard stick-in-the-mud fence. As was demonstrated Read more…
2021-11-06
I think this is my new favorite image macro (it’s not a meme, you savage!) It very succinctly represents … life (not to put too much pressure on your comic, Van Oktop). The devil, as they say in platitude college, is in the details. Smart people choose to undertake endeavors where the details are on the less laborious side. Other people choose to jam out with their dog to to Snap! on a Saturday night. Read more…