brillan en la obscuridad
2021-11-23
Quick – what is the most under-utilized opening that you own?! No need to get the Mexican sex foreplay dice, friend. It’s the CD slot in your car stereo. Now, much like your other openings, this too can have a piece of expanding plastic inserted into it. And just like the inventor of that other piece of expanding plastic, this one deserves a Nobel Piece Prize ass-well.
Feast your eyes on: The CD slot mounted cell phone holder.
Kid you not:
And it actually works amazing! Look at this boring, wasted opening. No party is raging in there!
Insert some plastic, manipulate the knob, and blamo! you are in the middle of a European popular music dance festival.
The 21st century is truly a time to be alive!