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Month: June 2022

Death Cucumber

No, I’m not talking about my high school band (we were a Mr. Speed tribute band), I’m talking about the cold blooded indifference of Mother Gaia.  Below are the hollowed out corpses of some sort of insect on top of my cucumber leafs.  I discovered them one morning before watering. More than likely a parasite suckling on the thick, syrupy goodness of my container garden. The trick to being a crazy person is to really Read more…


What do you get when you combine a redneck with a nerd?

Well you get this: … a monitor stand attached to a pipe stand via C clamps.